Mikers. 25. Writer. Dork. Smartmark. Stoner. Caffeine Addict. Androgyne/Lesbian-Identified Male (they/them).These are my brain farts.
Clint Malarchuk mere moments after having his jugular vein severed during a game on March 22, 1989. The wound was closed after 300 stitches and he avoided becoming the third NHL player to die from an in-game injury
One of the trainers had been a medic in Vietnam, and was able to hold his jugular closed until he could receive treatment.
Easily the most intense moment in sports history.
JoAnn Hardesty at Demilitarize Local Police rally in Lownsdale Square, Portland, Oregon. August 16, 2014.
Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins:
- Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
- Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
- I screwed the barmaid.
- Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
- I screwed a lot of girls here.
- Sollemnes, you screw well!
- Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.
I love this.
I am laughing so hard
someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all
Ygritte Appreciation Week: Day Three - Favorite Relationship » Jon Snow & Ygritte
Photoset reblogged from with 540,561 notes
This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.
"Peace…..the charm’s wound up”
My favorite Shakespeare story was no doubt Macbeth, and my favorite characters were the three witches. Why? Because in all of the movie recreations there are so many different concepts as to who they were. In one remake of the play that was centralized on the idea of Russian dictatorship in WWII they were nurses, in another more modern display they were three school girls with obvious daddy issues. I never stop discovering new concepts to these three hags and I have not been dissapointed since.
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